"being the best isn't what I'm after. being awesome and happy is."

"I skip all helicopter maps in Bad Company 2 because they suck, unless I'm on the team with the autistic pilot who only plays heli maps"

"You're so awesome with updates. Make a good army girl."

"if she were a lesbian she'd be cool, but she's not, she's a regular chick"

"well I'd better match ya, for sure, can't be beaten by a GIRL for my hardware. :D"

"when you're in love with someone you have blinders... when you've had heartache it's like having microscopic vision"

"What is this Timmie's you speak of? A nice breakfast place in Canada?"

"nothing like throwing a pig skin around and running for your life! Okay, not for your life, but I pretend :P. Heck, big sweaty dudes chasing after you to squish you and steal your prized possession? Close enough!"

"I get nothing if I listen to a fool."

"I saw deer on my way to work! Langley really is in the sticks!"

"what's that called where people don't have colour?"

"I'm Asian, I eat anything"

"I'm gesturing to myself in a lewd fashion"

"You just scared the piss out of an old woman standing next to me"

"They are fools of the highest calibre. They did basically give Harper a majority, after all."