"luckily I don't have very many friends"

"Have fun and don't shoot anyone we like"

"That's not going to happen. Do you know how many accidents he's been in? Besides that, he generally displays pretty poor judgement."

"Slacker!"

"you should quote that, just cuz it's so damn funny"

"we are having a super blast I hope we do not throw up"

"Jack, stop sniffing me"

"beans are icky. they make you poot! don't you know the song!"

"the one that I wear, I mean this one I saw before....was cotton"

"hey, you're wearing different shoes"