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35 new ones from people I know, bringing the total to 347

• what a damn week and I only worked 3 days — Kathie, 11.16.07
• I am at a ducking strip club — Kathie text message, 09.29.07
• Was it YO MAMA? — Kelly, after I asked her to guess who contacted me, 09.21.07
• I’m so ducking tired it’s not even funny — Kelly text message, 09.21.07
• I’d like to kick the ducker next to me — Kelly text message, 09.20.07
• Today ducking sucks… Stupid ducking ducks. — Kelly text message, 09.20.07
• I have no issues about hitting another girl — Janette, 06.22.07
• Candice, you have a lot of sad songs. you need some happy songs — Karyn, 07.08.07
• I love the bitchy Candice — Viet, 08.09.07
• Americans can’t spell worth shit — Janette, 08.10.07
• OMG, I almost snorted my coffee up my nose from laughing — Janette, 08.13.07
• I’m so bored I may actually clean my apartment — Chance H., 08.15.07
• Karyn, are you invisible? — Viet, 08.16.07
• yeah that’s procrastination biting me in the ass for the 10th million time — Kathie, 08.16.07
• you’re like a flower — Bart, to Sam, after a comment about wilting, 08.19.07
• Just call me switzerland — Janette, 08.29.07
• I did go to university, you know. — Janette, 08.29.07
• you’re a little more important than I am — Tricia, 08.31.07
• Stop making me laugh. They will figure out we’re talking about them — Amy, on internal chat at work, 01.30.07
• maybe you give off pheromones that attract the crazies to you.. should submit yourself to testing — Kelly, 09.10.07
• relationships are founded on a moment of shared understanding. — Bart, 09.10.07
• hey punk, guess what… it’s your birthday — Sam, 09.12.07
• you at the movies or something? you sleeping? you drunk? you sick? it’s 9 o’clock, what the hell? — Sam, on my voicemail, 10.05.07
• I like cheese. it’s really good — Tricia, 10.30.07
• <rolling eyes> OK, OK … I’ll take a compliment if you’re going to force that on me! — Janette, 10.31.07
• I spilled orange juice on my boobs — Aishah, 11.01.07
• I can dress myself! — Kelly, 11.04.07
• maybe you’re not an easy kind of girl — Bal, 11.18.07
• sometimes i wanna smack them cuz they’re so dumb — Tricia, 11.20.07
• I’m on fire! — Aishah, 11.20.07
• your brain needs to be rebooted — Aishah, 11.21.07
• dude, stop eating the muffin, you’re going crazy — Karyn, 08.22.07
• Candice, you’re boring — Karyn, on me wearing navy, 08.22.07
• wow I’m a freakin genius — Tricia, 12.17.07
• I fantasize about naps — Deidre, 12.21.07

5 new quotes from people I don’t know, bringing the total to 380

• Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow. I despise you all. — Marvin the android from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
• The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory — Paul Fix
• Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. — Henry David Thoreau
• I can’t tell you how much I hate putting on a sports bra. Today I got stuck in it half way over my head. I don’t even know how it happened, I was just suddenly there with my arms twisted over my head and my boobs clamoring for oxygen. I almost cried out for help, but of course who’d really want to get help in that kind of a predicament? I changed my mind right then. — Jann Arden, 09.19.07
• I wish I was a lesbian, because I would get lucky every night of the week for the rest of my life. It’s so ironic and not fair. — Amber Benson (played Tara on Buffy)