thanks, Dad
Sep 11th, 2008 by Candice
Dad: “how old you going to be? 30?”
me: “fuh - god no, 28, geez”
Mom gets on the phone: “what’s he trying to do to you?”
me: “give me a heart attack?”
Mom: “tell him 30’s coming soon enough”
me: “yeah no doubt”
I’m proud that I had managed to bite off the swear word mid-breath though. Good job, me.
Another excerpt -
Mom: “I want a new laptop”
me: “… did you say laptop?”
Mom: “no, bathtub”
me: “oh… yeah, I was thinking to myself, ‘did she say laptop?’”
Mom: “geez girl how’d you mix those 2 up?”
me, laughing: “I dunno…”
Mom: “I can barely handle this computer we have here, what would I do with a laptop”
me: “if you had said laptop I was going to ask what you’d done with my mother”
I must be getting old… my hearing is going.
"Luck is NOT knowing you can't do something."
-- Jann Arden
LMFAO
OMG
ha ha ha ha…a laptop, that’s a good one. 28 already…what ya gonna do when you turn 30? You should start making plans now you know, so that you can be sure you’re free and so that you can achieve a major goal so that you don’t have a mid-life crisis or sumpthin.
Happy birthday, yo. Just a few weeks older than me. :) HOpe you got a good birthday going on.
Happy birthday you old fogy!
Thx dudes =) it was dinner (Greek) and a movie (Mummy 3) with the local fam-dam (K, S, W)
@amber you know me, I never plan for the future. I don’t care to celebrate my birthday anymore… =P This bday I would have been perfectly happy staying at home playing videogames. =D
“This bday I would have been perfectly happy staying at home playing videogames. =D”
Since when AREN’T you happy playing video games? ;)
@Helen ha, I’m not happy when I’m LOSING at videogames =)
Well that’s true. I remember when you almost killed me after we played some sort of game and everyone died except me. lol