newest quotes
Oct 14th, 2008 by Candice
Haven’t been chatting much lately… 20 new quotes, bringing the total to 531.
“me no weirdo, me normal” — Kerry, 08.25.08
“At least your eye-rolling muscles will get all toned up on this job” — Bart, 08.25.08
“‘Porn it up a bit and it’ll be hit like crazy!’ :P” — Bart, on the website marketing advice I should provide, 08.25.08
“I’m asking Santa for a Kindle, but he’ll probably just get me firewood” — Kelly, 09.01.08
“Everytime [Sam] calls I’m driving, taking a shower or talking with someone pretty” — Bart, 09.01.08
“he just seems like the kind of guy that needs to be kicked in the groin periodically” — Kelly, 09.01.08
“damn panty thieves” — Sam, 09.04.08
“Pretty soon I’ll be your only friend that isn’t married it seems” — Chance, 09.04.08
“Typing is for suckers” — Bart, 09.04.08
“Dave said it’s probably a conspiracy to try to make conspiracy theorists look stupid. LOL” — Helen, about this video, 09.09.08
“Their firefighters are also really fat since they don’t have hills in either province. :P” — Bart, about firefighting in Quebec and Ontario, 09.11.08
“that piece of shit van is so ours!” — Sam, while playing Rock Band 2, 09.14.08
“I go outside and my nipples get hard - first the left, then the right” — Tony, discussing the weather, 09.24.08
“I’m not a child!” — Kerry, 09.26.08
“I’m hoping that Blizzard will announce that they completed D3 and forgot to announce it and it’s coming out tomorrow!” — Kelly, anticipating Diablo 3, 10.06.08
“Wonder what they were doing instead of practicing. Coke + whores = terrible distraction I’d guess” — Bart, on the Canucks poor performance the last few years, 10.06.08
“every time I click on something.. it’s like ‘are you sure you want to click that?!?! It could pontentially change something or destroy the world!!!’” — Kelly, about her computer, 10.06.08
“my mom only knows how to get online and download viruses” — Kelly, 10.06.08
“Helen launders poo!” — Kelly, after I complained about hand-washing clothing, 10.07.08
“I don’t think of it as a chicken foot, I think of it as an extension of the drumstick” — Victor, on eating chicken feet, 10.10.08
“Helen launders poo!” — Kelly, after I complained about hand-washing clothing, 10.07.08
LMAO OMG that’s funny
Dude, hahaHAHHhaa.. I thought that conversation about poop was SACRED, Kelly! SACRED!!