newest quotes
Mar 29th, 2008 by Candice
new quote total: 364
“this company hires workaholic know-it-alls” — Laura, 01.10.08
“it’s Candice’s game, she can do whatever she wants” — Jeff, 01.16.08
“Candi, you’re a freak” — Wayne, while watching me play drums on Rock Band, 01.19.08
“I lust after them!” — Deidre, on heated car seats, 01.23.08
“I’m a big Jared fan” — Laura, 01.23.08
“take me out to the pasture and shoot me” — Janette, 01.24.08
“wow dude I’m having some serious bed head issues today” — Tricia, 02.11.08
“oh, you’re callin me, bye!” — Kathie, on my voicemail, 02.14.08
“this has been GOOFED UP” — Hong, about an accounting log, 01.30.08
“I can throw chili at you” — Hong, to Mariel, 01.30.08
“take it off!” — Carlos, 02.25.08
“let me see if this golf club will bounce off of your head” — Carlos, to Anne, 02.25.08
“little evil packets of joy” — Danielle, about tagalong cookies, 02.27.08
“sometimes I think my mom calls my work phone to make sure I’m at work” — Tricia, 02.28.08
“who do you think is more coordinated - Justin, or a drunk Dagot?” — Jeff, 02.28.08
“it always makes me feel happy buying something pretty” — Tricia, 03.12.08
“I swear if I ever run into anyone from Microsoft I hope it’s while I’m in my car doing 60 klicks and they’re on foot jay-walking at night” — Wayne, 03.26.08
