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38 new quotes, bringing the total to 507. I still have to sift for some more quotes pre-June as well, but I’m too tired right now.

Instead of posting my favourite new quotes I’ll go with sharing some chat excerpts.

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Kelly: frogs are doing it on my tv
me: lovely
Kelly: now one got eaten by a bat
me: least he had sex first
Kelly: that’s how I want to go

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Helen: okay now I must get twitterfox
me: yeah there’s no real cons
Helen: wow
that popup was FAST
it came and it went
geez
but at least I know it works
I like it
me: I put mine to 5 seconds but I might increase it
Helen: yeah 3 seconds is really short
lol
me: lol
no truer words have ever been spoken, Helen
Helen: lol

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Kelly: I don’t want to work anymore
me: me neither
Kelly: you’re living the dream
me: lol
I’m living the make-myself-a hole-of-debt dream
Kelly: you can do that even with a job
me: good point

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me: hey
if someone wrote
“definatly not a definite”
Helen: then you have the right to beat them
me: you’d think they’d be able to spell the first word correctly as well
Helen: yeah O.o
me: like c’mon
sigh
Helen: lol
the tribulations of the grammar and spelling queen never cease
me: it’s trying man… just surfing the freakin net… especially forums
Helen: LOL
omg I told Dave bout your grammar/spelling stuff
and now he’s on a rampage about how dumb people are when they can’t spell
I’m surrounded
me: lol

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me: you should get www.ifixstupid.com
Helen: lol
HAHAHA
let’s see if it’s taken!
me: lol
Helen: we could do so much, Candice!
me: it’s available!
how about www.learncommonsense.com
Helen: LOL
that’s so long
I like ifixstupid better
I think we should get it
me: omfg
Helen: it could be a rants page
me: that domain is taken
Helen: learncommonsense is taken?
HAHAHA
me: yeah man
it re-routes
Helen: I still like ifixstupid
me: look at this
“Many people think that common sense cannot be learnt - It’s something you’re born with - The lack of it affects even the bright talent.”
ok you MAY have common sense… now let’s teach you how to write
Helen: yeah what the hell
omg I can already imagine an ifixstupid themed blog
me: we should teach the world that the capability to write intelligently will help their business
Helen: I don’t understand why they don’t already know
me: FUCKIN HELL do you know how expensive this “learn common sense” is?
Helen: how?
me: 1600 pounds per day
Helen: people are being charged to learn common sense?
me: what’s that, $3200?
Helen: wow
we can fix stupid for MUCH less!
me: lol
Helen: yeah it’s about $3000
damn
me: they should be called “learn common sense by stupidly overpaying”
Helen: HAHAHA
me: holy hell
Helen: after they pay, the guy could be like “that was lesson one. common sense should’ve told you that $3000 was too expensive”
me: they must work on the premise that only expensive things are worthwhile
lol
lol
you have failed lesson one
Helen: and then they could put “now go to ifixstupid.com. they will explain why what you did was stupid.”
me: lol
Helen: or OR!!
stopthestupid.com
me: how about www.commonsensefordummies.com
ooh stop the stupid is cool
picture the big red stop sign with the hand
Helen: now THAT’S a rants page if I’ve ever seen one
hahaha
and a picture of bush in the middle
that’ll be good
me: lol
Helen: wow, commonsensefordummies
that’s.. sad
in psych, we call it “natural consequences”
me: f’in hell that’s taken too
jesus
Helen: like, “if you do this, this will happen. DUH, stupid.”
me: lol
with those 2 taken I’m surprised ifixstupid is available
www.stopthestupid.com
taken
Helen: OMG
stopthestupid is taken?!
it makes me want it more now
me: it’s blank but taken
that is a good domain
the alliteration aspect and all
Helen: yeah
let’s see what else we can get
I KNOW!! that’s awesome!
it could be a political slogan
like, for obama
screw shit like “create change”
or whatever he’s using
he should hold up a sign that says “stop the stupid”
and “I fix stupid”
me: lol
Helen: at least then he’d speak the common american language :P
people would understand
me: “I am the answer to stupid”
“I fight stupid” LOL ok maybe not that
Helen: cuz with generic slogans, people are like “huh? what? what change?”
“I fix stupid” explains it all
me: how about “I am not stupid”
Helen: like.. something clicks in your head
“OHHHh.. he FIXES stupid… got it!!”
we could have entries giving examples of stupids
and then potential solutions!!