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Aug 13th, 2008 by Candice

of the 38 most recent

“what about going out and meeting some terrible bitches that’ll play mind games with you for many years to come?” — Janette, 06.06.08

“was it a condom?” — Kelly, after I told her I bought her something, 06.20.08

“if seeing Britney Spear’s vagina is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!!!” — Helen, 06.30.08

“Free is free so why not … Actually maybe I should listen to it so it’s not one that’s like ack this song blows. [later] Well whoever does it it’s pretty fucking impossible to find so it can’t be that great” — Chance H., about a free downloadable Rock Band song, 06.30.08

“why bother when I’ve got you on chat?!” — Helen, about using an online dictionary for spelling help, 07.01.08

“Corey Taylor has a sexy voice. he can stalk me anytime. be a vast improvement on my current stalker” — Kelly, 07.01.08

“I like looking at my character’s ass while she runs. the game is so pretty you can’t help it. it’s like ‘wow, my character has a nice ass. geez.’” — Helen, on Guild Wars, 07.01.08

“They really need to make a Metal Band game. You could have a catch phrase like ‘Other music not hard enough for you?’ ‘Can’t form actual words?’” — Chance, 07.11.08

“all I need. pain blood bugs and storms” — Kelly, 07.24.08

“my photo is eyeing me. it’s like ‘what are YOU looking at?!’” — Kelly, about a pic of herself, 07.26.08

“You can update your Facebook saying ‘is no longer a hobo’” — Bart, after I got a new job, 07.28.08

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7 responses to “fave new quotes”

  1. on August 14th 2008 at 7:36 am1kelly

    I think you need to bring your quotes page back. It was a great way for me to waste time.

  2. on August 14th 2008 at 7:07 pm2Candice

    I’ll give you a way to waste time. Quote gambling! If you hit 5 quotes all with the same author, you win a prize. I’ll be waiting for your screenshot.

  3. on August 15th 2008 at 2:45 pm3kelly

    lol. that’s pretty cool. I’ll be doing this until it crashes your site now.

  4. on August 15th 2008 at 8:43 pm4Helen

    *hangs head in shame regarding Britney’s vagina*

  5. on August 17th 2008 at 3:29 am5Candice

    @Helen Dude. I can never UNSEE what I freakin saw, thanks to you! Sending me a link all innocent-like. You’re evil.

  6. on August 17th 2008 at 11:18 am6Helen

    I was bombarded with the cooch, so I shared my misery!!

  7. on August 18th 2008 at 4:09 pm7amber

    you sent her a LINK to see Britney’s vagina?
    That’s wrong…LOL

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