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new quote total: 410

my brain was starting to hurt a little — Karin, 04.20.08

it’s like someone took my head and stuck it on someone else’s body — Helen, about how she looks while pregnant, 04.20.08

I just want to ask them if they picked up a job app from the store they bought it from — Kelly, on people holding cardboard signs made with a permanent marker, 04.19.08

if you don’t.. I will love you a little less — Kelly, on if I didn’t apply for a game testing job, 04.19.08

(trying not to fall off chair at the thought of not having a passport) — Karin, 04.19.08

I’m boring — Kelly, 04.19.08

I’d hate to live in that area code. that would suck — Helen, on a 666 area code, 04.19.08

nurses are CRAZY!! — Helen, 04.19.08

they say males mature slower.. but this is ridiculous — Helen, about a 30-year-old guy, 04.19.08

it’s diseased! — Kelly, about a sneezing kitten, 04.18.08

aren’t you glad you have me? otherwise you’d have to wait an extra month for a dinosaur driving a tiny car — Kelly, on correcting me about Mario Kart’s release date, 04.18.08

That was a delayed reaction of your taste buds, eh? — Helen, after I commented on orange juice 2 days after drinking it, 04.15.08

I know, I’m weird — Helen, 04.15.08

you get to make $, buy houses - hey, YOU could buy women! — Janette, trying to convince me to play a game, 04.14.08

I’d check but I’m busy selling & buying weed — Janette, after I asked her a question, 04.14.08

luckily I don’t have very many friends — Bal, 04.13.08

we need to rethink this friendship. I have expectations, you know — Helen, on the fact that I don’t watch cartoons, 04.11.08

only if you add in some meat — Kelly, after I asked if I could have ice cream for dinner, 04.10.08

So.. how about.. you stop being mad at me now?.. Please oh please!?!?!? — Bal, 03.28.08

aww, but they didn’t include the insignia virus :( — Bart, on a computer product for sale, 04.08.08

blame the preggy brain — Helen, on her horrible memory, 04.08.08

I don’t know how I’m gonna look in purple. maybe like a prune — Helen, 04.08.08

Helen doesn’t want to be a prune — Kelly, 04.08.08

aren’t you glad I didn’t make you a bridesmaid? I think you’d hate me forever — Helen, 04.08.08

did you do okay at our wedding? I was like “omg what is Candice going to eat?” — Helen, on remembering planning her reception food, 04.08.08

if I wanted a regular video game to push buttons with, why would I have gotten a Wii? — Helen, 04.08.08

get a fish, and then transfer him from one tank to another [with your hands] and then you can say, “wow, so this is what it feels like to be pregnant”. I’ll let you do it to our fish on Sunday - he can handle a little bit of trauma for the sake of life experience — Helen, 04.08.08

grammar nazi — Helen, 04.08.08

shouldn’t you be…. I got nothing. what’s up? — Kelly, after I asked if she shouldn’t be asleep, 04.08.08

I want a new job. one that pays better and requires less of me — Kelly, 04.08.08

I can make Kris sleep on the floor until we get you a bed — Kelly, on if I moved in with them, 04.08.08

Duu U speekz like dat? — Steven, on icanhascheezburger speech, 04.01.08

sarcasm meter off the chart! — Janette, 03.30.08

whenever I wanna talk to my husband, I have to sign onto Second Life — Helen, 03.31.08

You cannot hide from the power of Class Support! — Deidre, 04.04.08

you scare me! — Kelly, 04.10.08

it’s so embarrassing, like someone coming over and seeing your dirty bathroom. — Charissa, 04.11.08

ppl should just give us money for being us — Kelly, 04.19.08

us short people need to stick together!!! — Mariel, 04.21.08

pepsi levels in your blood too low? — Kelly, 04.21.08

I was thinking it might be convenient to have a bluetooth [headset] I could use for both the PC and the phone, but those things make you look like a tool. — Bart, 04.21.08

me [being] nuts is a very bad thing — Christy, 04.21.08

am I a heartless bitch or are these ppl just morons??! — Kelly, 04.21.08

they sounded pretty desperate on the phone though I think I will get it — Erin, on applying for a job, 04.21.08

I hope you don’t tell your future girlfriend that ;P — Helen, after I said I wasn’t touchy feely, 04.20.08