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Haven’t been chatting much lately… 20 new quotes, bringing the total to 531.
“me no weirdo, me normal” — Kerry, 08.25.08
“At least your eye-rolling muscles will get all toned up on this job” — Bart, 08.25.08
“‘Porn it up a bit and it’ll be hit like crazy!’ :P” — Bart, on the website marketing advice I should [...]

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thanks, Dad

Dad: “how old you going to be? 30?”
me: “fuh - god no, 28, geez”
Mom gets on the phone: “what’s he trying to do to you?”
me: “give me a heart attack?”
Mom: “tell him 30’s coming soon enough”
me: “yeah no doubt”
I’m proud that I had managed to bite off the swear word mid-breath though. Good job, me.
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Chance, cautiously approaching flying arrows: “how do you use your shield again?”
me, walking staunchly forward in the face of the arrow onslaught: “right trigger”
Chance, proceeding slowly, testing out his defense: “it doesn’t seem to be working”
me, getting slammed by multiple arrows: “mine doesn’t seem to be working either”

Chance: “that’s because it’s actually the left trigger”
Ahso!

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you fucking worked today
did you get time and hlaf
falf
hlaf

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caught up on quotes

12 new quotes, bringing the total to 519. Faves of the newest (small) bunch:
“kelly mad. kelly crush!” — Kelly, 05.28.08
“I would so go bleed on a politician’s furniture to prove a point” — Kelly, 05.28.08
“you may not wanna be putting up vids of us playing on expert it may discourage your other friends” — Chance, [...]

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