"I'm bad at counting"

"It's fun taking apart stuff"

"I wanna be a kid. I just wanna play in the play pen"

"I guess you're judging me right now"

"why are you so mean?"

"Wake up! You said afternoon coffee walk!"

"that's why I looked like a bum forever"

"everyone has issues"

"They need to put up cell towers in the tunnel"

"my eyebrows are too long. they collect stuff"

"I hate being brain washed. brain wash me back to normal please!"

"I don't like to search for stuff"

"I feel like being an ass"

"all I've been eating for 3 days now is liquid food, wth, I'm not a baby"

"dude. I'm gonna faint from starvation"

"I'm not sure why, but I really like eggs"

"that means Chris is a girl!"

"I am not into 2 doors anymore.. guess I'm old"

"it's trying to creep out from that thick-ass fog"

"I should respond in all caps, see how they like it"

"I hate those shoes. I hate them with my guts"

"you don't trust me man"

"I know, we're old. We are old."

"no! if I do no one will help me (at work)"