"You just scared the piss out of an old woman standing next to me"

"Catholicism is about the most basic as you could get, other than standing on a soap box and yelling at people that they're going to hell."

"nothing beats bible thumping an innocent child in the morning."

"I've been eating aspirin like they're pills."

"Geezus... I sound like the adults in Charlie Brown."

"since my strength is so high, doing the Bitch Slap move can and most likely WILL kill a Villager if you use it on a child or woman. ...I've killed three so far by accident"

"that piece of shit van is so ours!"

"damn panty thieves"

"you at the movies or something? you sleeping? you drunk? you sick? it's 9 o'clock, what the hell?"

"hey punk, guess what... it's your birthday"

"those little bastards hold a grudge like no other small cute woodland creature known to man."

"Oh and here's a tip... Make sure you REALLY like someone before you EVER consider shaving in areas... It's not a very pleasant feeling afterwards... Itching hurts."

"I'm fucking watching 2 mice hump in my room."

"It is the spice of our relationship. I tell you things and you in return hit me and tell me it was either inappropriate or foolhardy."

"you're skinny, I think you should eat."

"NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SILLY INQUISITION!!!"

"Truth is one thing that is never leaving and is always welcome."

"does sweaty rabbit monkey sex count as happiness?"

"I am flawed because I enjoy the show for the storyline and character content. I am a betrayer of my lower areas."

"maybe I'll pack a little lunch in a hankerchief and put it on a stick."

"I think you need pink fairy wings and I'll get a set of bear ears and we'll taunt and assault people."

"Just get you into a Halo 2 room filled with arseholes and you're cursing like a sailor."

"she's the single most angry and punch happy person that I know, and that's saying a lot"

"you're the only chick I know that says the word 'fuckwad'"

"I was quite sure you'd pop up somewhere in the theatre and punch the hell out of me for being a giggling git."

"Just think of it, you with us for 24 hours of smelly boy goodness."

"Remind me to maul your skinny ass when I get down there."

"He'll suspect something if there's a large native walking up behind him with a large knife."

"I believe [in] the powers of female nipples."