"some people don't think including me!!!"

"Ah, I've got a cramp in my ass!"

"I'm still a bit confused. I'm sorry, I'm a bit of an idiot"

"You're a pushy bum"

"I haven't seen you for how long and now that you're here you're all... mean"

"my nuts don't have salt on them"

"Candice I think you love Canada :D "

"Little Miss...! Shut your mouth"

"you're going to become this super goddess gamer who's going to win all these tournaments"

"it's too bad you're not into smoking the pot, then you'd never be in pain"

"You suck... ass"

"Get your bum out of my way!"

"I suck? ... well... pooh you!"

"maybe it's you that attracts the stupid"

"goddamn! get it out of your head!"

"Jack, stop sniffing me"

"oh and a new game came out and I totally kick my friends' asses at it"

"I'm not a child!"

"me no weirdo, me normal"