"I tried Guitar Hero over the summer.. and it's actually AWESOME! did you ever imagine me saying that??"

"you're an angel"

"all I do is eat and sleep. like a bear"

"I hope your co-worker gets the annoying callers!"

"you're such a girl!"

"luckily I don't have very many friends"

"If you don't absolutely love it, I'll be very, very surprised (not to mention very disgusted at your poor taste..)"

"So.. how about.. you stop being mad at me now?.. Please oh please!?!?!?"

"maybe you're not an easy kind of girl"

"Santa needs to bring me some willpower"

"aw man, I need more friends"

"there's a balloon by my butt and I can't get up"

"Loser, answer your phone. That's mean."

"I hope you get to stand squished next to a cute stranger :)"

"for a girl that knows a hundred thousand words, you sure use that one a lot"

"It would be so funny if he coughed up a hairball in your face"

"Know what's scary about cats? They have the ability to tear out your eyeballs."

"lol.. you're like a little ball of fury.."