August 13th, 2008 by Candice
of the 38 most recent
“what about going out and meeting some terrible bitches that’ll play mind games with you for many years to come?” — Janette, 06.06.08
“was it a condom?” — Kelly, after I told her I bought her something, 06.20.08
“if seeing Britney Spear’s vagina is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!!!” — Helen, 06.30.08
“Free is free so why not … Actually maybe I should listen to it so it’s not one that’s like ack this song blows. [later] Well whoever does it it’s pretty fucking impossible to find so it can’t be that great” — Chance H., about a free downloadable Rock Band song, 06.30.08
“why bother when I’ve got you on chat?!” — Helen, about using an online dictionary for spelling help, 07.01.08
“Corey Taylor has a sexy voice. he can stalk me anytime. be a vast improvement on my current stalker” — Kelly, 07.01.08
“I like looking at my character’s ass while she runs. the game is so pretty you can’t help it. it’s like ‘wow, my character has a nice ass. geez.’” — Helen, on Guild Wars, 07.01.08
“They really need to make a Metal Band game. You could have a catch phrase like ‘Other music not hard enough for you?’ ‘Can’t form actual words?’” — Chance, 07.11.08
“all I need. pain blood bugs and storms” — Kelly, 07.24.08
“my photo is eyeing me. it’s like ‘what are YOU looking at?!’” — Kelly, about a pic of herself, 07.26.08
“You can update your Facebook saying ‘is no longer a hobo’” — Bart, after I got a new job, 07.28.08